I'm a night worker with a bad sleeping pattern. I was finally sleeping.
My kids just jarred me awake by slamming the door and screaming, "I'M HOME!!" Writing cannot convey the bone jarring slam, nor the headache inducing scream at 8000 decibles.
They ruined it. For you. Those jerks. I was going to wake up and write something fun for Friday.
Not now. I'll just leave you with this.
What's red and hurts your face?
A brick.
What's brown and hurts your face?
Another brick.
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