Wednesday, November 16, 2011

These are a few of my favorite words....

Love:

The most spectacular,indescribable, deep euphoric feeling for someone.

Love is an incredibly powerful word. When you're in love, you always want to be together, and when you're not, you're thinking about being together because you need that person and without them your life is incomplete.

This love is unconditional affection with no limits or conditions: completely loving someone. It's when you trust the other with your life and when you would do anything for each other. When you love someone you want nothing more than for them to be truly happy no matter what it takes because that's how much you care about them and because their needs come before your own. You hide nothing of yourself and can tell the other anything because you know they accept you just the way you are and vice versa.

It's when they're the last thing you think about before you go to sleep and when they're the first thing you think of when you wake up, the feeling that warms your heart and leaves you overcome by a feeling of serenity. Love involves wanting to show your affection and/or devotion to each other. It's the smile on your face you get when you're thinking about them and miss them.

Love can make you do anything and sacrifice for what will be better in the end. Love is intense,and passionate. Everything seems brighter, happier and more wonderful when you're in love. If you find it, don't let it go.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life:

That word is love.

-Sophocles
Or as defined by my favorite online dictionary, Urban Dictionary:
nature's way of tricking people into reproducing
Here are some more great words to add to your vocabulary today!
Buddy whoring: People who randomly collect "friends" on Facebook or other social sites in which they have no idea who the hell they are.
Jay is buddy whoring again. He has requested all of my friends that he doesn't even know!

Farting at a fan: 1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3) Similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot."
Fred: "I got really annoyed at work today, so I told my boss to shut up."
Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."


Manolescent: noun: A man of any age that shirks adult responsibilities.
***We all know one, no examples will be posted as not to offend the offending manolescents.
  

Mind Over Bladder: The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause. ***nurses do this a lot!!!***
Joe: Dude! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a piss right now!!
Pete: No can do, man! Just use your mind over bladder!


Floss d'oevres: The food remnants that are collected by flossing which for the most part are covertly re-eaten by the owner since spitting them across the room would be regarded as tacky and vulgar.
John: Did you just eat the crap you pulled from your teeth with that flossing stick Fab??
Fab: And why not?? No reason to waste a good floss d'oeuvres boy
***We all have a Fab we try to avoid while eating!



Regret ceiling: (noun) - The point at which one stops feeling remorseful regarding a thought, comment or action.


I hit the regret ceiling last night regarding my comment toward Jody's weight several weeks ago. Her fat ass just needs to get over it.
AND MY FAVORITE:
SECOND HANDER: Someone who gets their ideas, opinions and values exclusively form society and from others as opposed to getting: an idea from within oneself; a value from a personal rational process; an opinion from an experience.
***aka Headline Spouter; I know a lot of these un-original people that cannot think for themselves, express themselves as original, and try to look smart. I got your number and you know who you are!

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