Lucky You!

Congratulations! You've found my blog....the one you've been waiting for! The one that keeps it real, can be offensive at times and should be pretty funny! I really wanted to name this "Delightfully Tacky, Yet Unrefined," but that saying was taken by a certain chain of wing joints (Hooters) and I didn't want to be associated with girls wearing day-glo orange shirts, shoving their bazoombas in your face and hula-hooping. Okay, hula-hooping is cool....the other stuff really isn't.

Anyway....I thought of writing a blog for a really long time, but I really didn't know how to approach writing and capturing the "real me" in my posts. After much thought and reflection (every good author reflects, right), I decided, "Screw it! I really don't care what people think, I'll write how and what I want."

So, here it is, no holds barred. I may be posting a few "racy" pics on occasion. (Sorry my male followers, they won't be of me!) So, perhaps this blog may not NSFW....Mom, that means, "Not Safe For Work." I will also promise to keep it as real as possible. I will protect the identities of those guilty with my awesome ability to find alternate names for people. (Note, change my own name.) I have decided to use a special "code" of sorts. Some of you may be able to crack it, others of you will be too dumb to figure it out. Mom, Dad and Hannah....you are screwed!

I welcome any suggestions to my blog. I have no idea what I will be writing about from day to day, so please, throw me some ideas....I would love to hear from you! I love current events and like to stay away from anything political. I also like dumb jokes and things I can repeat several times to my family to make them laugh.