Of Holiday Lists

I absolutely loathe lists of any kind.

#1 Christmas lists. Really....do we actually have no creativity or spontaneity any more to actually put thought into a gift and fit something to that person's personality. I understand it's "easier" that way. But, really, do you think Jesus had a wish-list for his birthday? Uh, noooooo...so why in the world do we honor Him by making lists? It's supposed to be about giving AND receiving graciously. I've gotten some doozies of gifts in my lifetime and I have yet to remember a time when I didn't accept the offending gift and say a heart-felt, "Thanks." Yes, I admit to just trashing some things, shoving them to the back of the closet or even regifting. And that's okay.

Anyway....

I really love the following things....and if you are looking to give or receive any of the following, just let me know and I will contact your loved one and have them put it on your list!

I am hoping to receive this painting of ET that my Aunt Enwad presented to Yarllah Notnilc a few years back. I realize that it may be a toughie, but, it's on the list!!

 I'm hoping to find this to hang in my daughter's room. It's not somthing that you find every day, quite unique and something to soothe the little one to sleep at night.

 Yay for salt and pepper!! Gives new meaning to shake your ta-tas!!

 For all of my smoking friends, this will be your gift this year. Don't worry, your smokes will be safe because you will also get a rain cape in your stocking! (see below)

You absolutely need stocking stuffers and this is the greatest one ever. It's kind of like the Harry Potter Invisibility Cape/KKK hood, but in reverse. Funny it doesn't have any holes for breathing....mental note, save this one for that annoying person at.....

I'm really hoping to receive this as a gift. And at $2.00 it's a steal. Somewhere in here there's a joke about a blow job!

WOW!! Imagine this package!! (Minds out of the gutter, I'm talking about the actual package wrapped with a bow....) There will be a certain male receiving this. From me. This year. Not one to ruin a surprise, I won't give away any more details!!

Yeah, that's right, 35 cents!! Taking requests for ponchos for all my friends!! Martha Stewart....you are so such a copy cat!!

Okay....IF you get this for me <<super hint>>....I absolutely need the scrunchy AND the glasses. The pink sweater is just a bonus. I'm just sayin'....I can totally see myself in this picture!! Pretty, pretty please!!

There are a few more things I am planning on posting over the next few weeks....surprises for you and me!!

Do you have anything on your "list?" If so, send me a link and I'll feature YOU on my blog!!